![]() ![]() At the last second I chickened out, took it anyway, got a 1220, always regretted it. Got over 500 students to just skip the SATs. In high school I organized a walk out over standardized testing. “I’ve always been the guy who can rally other people to rebel. Once it starts, is a vicious circle.” – Andy ‘Nard Dog’ Bernard I’m always thinking one step ahead, like a carpenter that makes stairs.” – Andy Bernard How? Name repetition, personality mirroring, and never breaking off a handshake. ![]() “I’ll be the number 2 guy here in Scranton in six weeks. and I wrote my own companion piece to the ‘Vagina Monologues’ called the ‘Penis Apologies’, so I know a thing or two.” – Andy Bernard I took a crap load of women’s studies courses at Cornell. “I think if he was sexist, I’d be able to tell. RELATED: 26 Comical Dwight Schrute Quotes From The Office You think it comes from Dwight Schrute?” – Andy Bernard I don’t know where it comes from, though. Like when you screw something up in a really irreversible way, you Schruted it. It’s just this thing people say around your office all the time. “I give to a foundation that teaches homeless children nautical flag signaling. Why? Because I have something no one else has, my brain, which I use to my advantage when advantageous.” – Andy Bernard It’s actually not funny at all, it’s incredibly painful.” – Andy Bernard “Hit about twelve-hundred balls last night in preparation for today, so hands are a little tender. Well, guess what? I’m not falling in a chocolate river.” – Andy Bernard ![]() It’s like we’re touring Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory and dropping off one by one. “Every little boy fantasizes about his fairytale wedding.” – Andy ‘ Nard Dog’ Bernard I went to Cornell, you ever heard of it? I graduated in four years, I never studied once, I was drunk the whole time, and I sang in the a cappella group ‘Here Comes Treble’.” – Andy Bernard “Big Tuna is a super ambitious guy, you know, cut your throat to get ahead type of guy, but, I mean, I’m not threatened by him. Turns out, Tallahassee is about 200 miles inland, so I overshot a good amount.” – Andy Bernard “As soon as I heard she wasn’t coming back to Scranton, I jumped straight in my car and drove straight down till I hit the ocean. He wins them, or he quits them because they’re unfair.” – Andy Bernard ![]()
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